Joke thread

[Big Swifty]

She was only an admiral's daughter........

But her naval base was full of discharged seamen

 

[kashmir]

She was only the road makers daughter


But she always liked her asphalt

 

[KS55]

She was only a pilot's daughter, but she kept her cockpit clean.

 

[ray21]

She was only the barman’s daughter, but she liked in cider.

 

[ray21]

What is the difference between a clitoris and a bud light....
A clitoris only taste like piss for a second.

 

[kashmir]

She was a Yorkshire mans daughter

but she loved to have her Huddersfield

 

[manclad]

She was only a welders daughter but she had acetylene tits.

 

[manclad]

She was only a cricketers daughter but she would always take a full toss in the crease.

 

[theinvisibleman]

One for the more mature readers on here. She was only a mineral maker's daughter but she knew how to Slack & Cox...

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

She was only the fishmonger's daughter but she laid on the slab and said "Fillet!".