Joke thread

[dronefromsector7G]

My flight back from Gibraltar to Glasgow has just been cancelled… Now I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place

 

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[Tuearts right boot]

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Manufacturers name is a bit tenuous as well.

 

[crazyg]

Don't forget it's Lester Piggotts funeral next Monday at 20/1

At this time of year, he should get a lot of his tax back.
Still taking the piss.

 

[blueish swede]

I see Ricky Gervais has outed himself as a rag.

 

[Blue Mist]

Don't forget it's Lester Piggotts funeral next Monday at 20/1

His wife has said mourners should not send flowers however cash donations will be accepted

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Don't forget it's Lester Piggotts funeral next Monday at 20/1

The grave diggers say the going is good to firm, good in places.

 

[Blue Mist]

The grave diggers say the going is good to firm, good in places.

The morners are just waiting to leave the church...... and they're off.

 

[LWashington]

The grave diggers say the going is good to firm, good in places.

It will be a very shallow grave because he was a flat jockey.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

It will be a very shallow grave because he was a flat jockey.

I wonder if the handicapping committee will add a few pounds to his box.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

When young lester got married to a stable girl they went off on there honeymoon,
When they arrived at the hotel the receptionist said I have two rooms available would you like the bridal?, so eager young Lester says no thanks I will just hold her ears till she gets the hang of it.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

When young lester got married to a stable girl they went off on there honeymoon,
When they arrived at the hotel the receptionist said I have two rooms available would you like the bridal?, so eager young Lester says no thanks I will just hold her ears till she gets the hang of it.

Was it in Jodphur?

 

[LWashington]

Federico Valverde should have worn the number 6 shirt for Real Madrid, then he could claim the scousers still owe him his trophy for his 2006 Grand National victory.

 

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[Bill Walker]

 

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