Joke thread

[Tuearts right boot]

What do the initials "DNA" stand for?

National Dyslexics Association

I'm dyslexic, that's why I live in Wales.

 

[blue44]

I'm dyslexic, that's why I live in Wales.

And I keep forgetting what amnesia means.

 

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[sir baconface]

 

[sir baconface]

 

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[BackofJeanette]

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

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[dickie davies]

In bed last night and my wife demanded sex
She said "I want you to make love to me the Liverpool way"
"What fo you mean?" I replied

On top for ages, then come second

 

[JRockBlues]

In bed last night and my wife demanded sex
She said "I want you to make love to me the Liverpool way"
"What fo you mean?" I replied

On top for ages, then come second

Not sure where your missus is getting her information but they were only on top for 11 days all season. Even the rags were there for 3 more than that.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I've got a fetish for women who've been involved in steamroller accidents… But just lately they've been a bit thin on the ground!

 

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[bluealf]

Klipperty has won the double manager award.​

Biggest joke around

 

[bumbleblue]

My mate reckons he can tighten nuts and bolts with his butthole. Personally though I think he torques out of his arse.