Joke thread

In rural Alabama a young bricklayer starts work on a farm and his boss sends him out to the local supplier for more cement. Two hours later and dusk falling he's still not returned so his boss calls him on CB radio.
"I've got a problem Boss" comes the reply "I've hit a pig!"
The foreman sighs ". Ah well, these things happen sometimes. Just drag the carcass off the road so nobody else hits it."
"But he's not dead boss. He's stuck, tangled up in the bull bar and kicking and squealing bloody loud. He's a big motherfuka and I'm scared he'll hurt me"
"Never mind " says the boss. "There's a shotgun in the back of truck. Get that and shoot him, then drag carcass off road and come home"
Another half hour goes by and the boss calls again "What's the problem son? Did you drag the pig off road like I said?"
Through the radio crackle comes the reply:
"Yeah boss - but his motorbike is still jammed under the truck."
 
citizen_maine said:
Damn. That was a good one too.
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You surgically passed the ball through a defence Stalingrad would have been proud of, I know where you are putting it, arrive perfectly, on time, feign a shot, dummy the keeper, saw all the support get ready, then erupt as I blasted it high into the net. Couldn’t have done it without you.
 
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