Joke thread

True
A 4 year olds logic.
Grandpa (me); “Joshua (grandson: 4) would you like to write some tags for your cousin‘s Theo’s Christmas presents?”
Joshua; “Yes please Grandpa”
Me “OK, here’s the tags, now all you have to write is ‘to Theo’”
Joshue; “But that’s not right Granpa”
Me (puzzled); “ Why? What’s wrong with that Joshua?”
Joshua; “Well, there’s only one of him”
 
A man walks in the doctors with jelly in one ear and custard in the other’ how can I help you said the doctor, you’ll have to speak up said the man I’m a trifle death
 
A man walks in the doctors with jelly in one ear and custard in the other’ how can I help you said the doctor, you’ll have to speak up said the man I’m a trifle death

I went to the doctor when I felt ill, he told me to go to the window and pull my tongue out, I said will that make me feel better, He said No I don't like the man across the road.


Well you started the shit jokes.
 

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