Joke thread

[Uwe Already]

Please tell me you got that out of a cracker.

Thought it should ave been, but read it online along with this beauty:

I wasn’t allowed alcohol when I took my calculus course - you’re not allowed to drink and derive

 

[Fred_Quimby]

For the scientist amongst you.

Screw dislocations.

 

[dickie davies]

A man walks in the doctors with jelly in one ear and custard in the other’ how can I help you said the doctor, you’ll have to speak up said the man I’m a trifle death

If he was dead, how did he talk with the doctor?

 

[manclad]

Thought it should ave been, but read it online along with this beauty:

I wasn’t allowed alcohol when I took my calculus course - you’re not allowed to drink and derive

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician ??
He worked it out with a pencil !!

 

[Indaparkside]

If he was dead, how did he talk with the doctor?

Through Colin fry

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

I've got a really good one but its quite bad and dont wanna get banned

 

[jimharri]

I've got a really good one but its quite bad and dont wanna get banned

If you have doubts about it, go with your gut instinct.

 

[Barcon]

If you have doubts about it, go with your gut instinct.

Splitter.

 

[peoffrey]

If it makes you laugh then it’s funny. Have a go!

 

[BimboBob]

I've got a really good one but its quite bad and dont wanna get banned

Go for it.