jimharri
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Joke thread
- Thread starter mrcunny
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Sam Armstrong
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"Bollocks to him, start carving the turkey, the gobshite does this every year, he knows he should set off earlier."
Christmas dinner at Chris Rea's house.
Christmas dinner at Chris Rea's house.
SuperstarNeilC
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2,350 posts on this thread and I haven’t laughed once. You bunch of useless twats.
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I don't get it?2,350 posts on this thread and I haven’t laughed once. You bunch of useless twats.
SuperstarNeilC
Well-Known Member
I don't get it?
Just a joke. I was taking on a humourless, narked Jose Mohrinio-type persona.
Ok, I’ll think of a joke.
Six Scientologists walk into a brothel...
crazyg
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My mate's son is taking part in a social experiment.
He has to wear a U****d top for 2 weeks to see how other people react.
So far he has been spat at, punched and verbally abused.
It will be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house.
He has to wear a U****d top for 2 weeks to see how other people react.
So far he has been spat at, punched and verbally abused.
It will be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house.
LWashington
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A Year 3 teacher asked the children what they had done over the holidays.
She asked Alice first and Alice said "I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your Grandmother", said the teacher "We don't use baby talk now that you're in junior school"
She then asked Kevin what he had done. "I went to London on a choo-choo," he said.
"No, you went to London on a train " she said.
She then added "The next child who uses baby words will miss their playtime".
"Who wants to go next?", fearing missing their playtime no child wants to go next.
Suddenly Johnny's hand shoots up.
The teacher asks Johnny "What did you do over the holidays?"
Johnny replies "I read lots of books"
"Great", said the teacher, "You see class, Johnny is using adult language, and which was your favourite book Johnny?"
"Winnie The Shit.", replies Johnny
She asked Alice first and Alice said "I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your Grandmother", said the teacher "We don't use baby talk now that you're in junior school"
She then asked Kevin what he had done. "I went to London on a choo-choo," he said.
"No, you went to London on a train " she said.
She then added "The next child who uses baby words will miss their playtime".
"Who wants to go next?", fearing missing their playtime no child wants to go next.
Suddenly Johnny's hand shoots up.
The teacher asks Johnny "What did you do over the holidays?"
Johnny replies "I read lots of books"
"Great", said the teacher, "You see class, Johnny is using adult language, and which was your favourite book Johnny?"
"Winnie The Shit.", replies Johnny
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goalmole
Well-Known Member
Booooooooooooo...[redacted due to explicit content]
SuperstarNeilC
Well-Known Member
Booooooooooooo...
For a tantalising glimpse of the content fill out an FOI request and leave it on the mantelpiece for Santa.
Along with a mince pie and double sherry.