Joke thread

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[Magicpole]

You’d know if you were a serious stalker.

I will give you that. Schoolboy error

 

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[Uwe Already]

The knickers I stole off your washing line.

He’s not worried about the knickers, but would like the 16 pegs back

 

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[horlock_was_super]

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That bird doesn't look well to me..................................

 

[ancoats]

You’re are so persistent. Talk to somebody.

ok then.

the Irishman says, it wasn’t me, if I didn’t order Guinnesss, I wouldn’t be allowed home and people would shun me.

The Scotsman said, I would be publicly shot if I ordered anything but a Malt, or a bottle of Buckie.

The Englishman, seeing how this was heading......

Finish off the line. All welcome, let’s see your Manc wit, it’s legendary, don’t let it down. No pressure. Shit lines will be hideously mocked.

Well it's a chip muffin for me

 

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That bird doesn't look well to me..................................

Not just beaten - humiliated.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Not just beaten - humiliated.

Why always me?

 

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Not just beaten - humiliated.

I guess its a sickswan !