Joke thread

[KS55]

I was always partial to Sepp Maiers Gloves (sp?)

 

[meltonblue]

Whoa Black Betty

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I actually have a mate who called his two dogs black betty and bamalam just so he can recall them at the park by singing it.

 

[KS55]

Mary had a little skirt
With slits right up the sides
And every time she crossed her legs
The boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt
With a slit right up the front
She never wore that one…

Monty Python version was:
Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin’
She tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked it’s fuckin’ **** in.

 

[horlock_was_super]

I like deranged masturbation. Sounds like a band

Sounds like something to aspire too!

 

[manclad]

There's an all girl band called The Slits!

Viv Albertine was the guitarist for The Slits !!!

 

[manclad]

top tune
a one hit wonder mind

Black Betty was by The Ram Jam band .
There is a large pub on the A1 near Peterborough called The Ram Jam Inn .
Just saying like !!

 

[bluethrunthru]

I keep watching this - its cracking me up

 

[blue44]

i would have, but I didn't exist.

never realised you are " gav" over on bluevibe
unless he nicked your joke earlier
or you his !

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

never realised you are " gav" over on bluevibe
unless he nicked your joke earlier

I’m not Gav. No one would watch anything I‘d put up!

Well, only to ridicule me!

 

[blue44]

 

[i kne albert davy]

Missus was screaming at the top of her voice "I'm all wet, I'm all wet give it me now give it me now" ! it was a bit embarrassing to be honest but there was no way she was getting my umbrella.

 

[crazyg]

Monty Python version was:
Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin’
She tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked it’s fuckin’ **** in.

Very similar to the lyrics by Judge Dread in Big7, 1972:

Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Mary had a little pig
She could not stop it grunting
She took it up the garden path and she kicked it's little rump in

 

[bluethrunthru]

If you saw this you'd assume your last drink had been spiked wouldn't you

 

[roman totale]

If you saw this you'd assume your last drink had been spiked wouldn't you

Must be Thumper

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Must be Thumper

Dont Know but there was certainly a few rabbit punches being thrown.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Keep the Faith]

Silent message

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin’
She tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked it’s fuckin’ **** in.

Mary had a little lamb
With peas and roast potatoes

 

[balotellishaircut]

Adam Ant has been complaining about people taking the piss out of him.

Come on Adam, you know ridicule is nothing to be scared of.