Joke thread

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Stop it or you’ll be full of Egret

I'm Robin that one.

 

[SB Blue]

Shut it you pair of tits

Takes swan to know one

 

[Barcon]

Takes swan to know one

Shoebill regret that in the morning.




Fucking nailed it.

 

[JRockBlues]

I've had enough of these silly puns. I'm gonna flamingo and have a lie down before I have a funny tern.

 

[ray21]

You’re a load of babblers

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

Some of these jokes are hard to swallow.

 

[LWashington]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with his bird puns, but he soon realised that toucan play at that game.

You should go round and Shag his sister up the Chough or smash her Jackdaws in.

 

[Barcon]

It took me a while to get the flamingo one, but then again, I’m not too swift

 

[idahoblues]

You're a loon!

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

You're a loon!

This is starling to get tedious now.

 

[mikemcfc]

these bird puns are coming in like bullets, duck!

 

[lefty goldblatt]

What a lark

 

[r.soleofsalford]

these bird puns are coming in like bullets, duck!

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Why are you all getting in to a flap on this thread ?

 

[mikemcfc]

no need to get owly.

 

[mikemcfc]

Why are you all getting in to a flap on this thread ?

Some folks can't help hawking their wit.

 

[SB Blue]

Some folks can't help hawking their wit.

Sorry for the short reply, I have to thrush.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

You’re all mallardjusted individuals

 

[ray21]

This thread needs tweeting.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Richard Keys has just told me he wants to post a bird pun. Canary people do that?

Avocet mind to tell him to go away but let me know if you think he should have a tern.