Joke thread

Team news:
Man City have declared Joe Hart fully fit to face Newcastle United on Sunday after resting him for the Manchester derby.
 
Me and the wife were in the shopping centre earlier, where we rounded a corner to see a gaggle of young women, all wearing next to nothing, pouring out of hmv.
"Phoarr!", I said to the wife, pointing at a gorgeous lass of about twenty. "I bet you'd fucking love to have legs like her."

She didn't respond, but I could tell she was upset.

I could hear the sobs as I wheeled her up the ramp into debenhams.
 
Oohvonkyvonky said:
Me and the wife were in the shopping centre earlier, where we rounded a corner to see a gaggle of young women, all wearing next to nothing, pouring out of hmv.
"Phoarr!", I said to the wife, pointing at a gorgeous lass of about twenty. "I bet you'd fucking love to have legs like her."

She didn't respond, but I could tell she was upset.

I could hear the sobs as I wheeled her up the ramp into debenhams.

Brilliant haha.
 

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