FuZzY said:Team news:
Man City have declared Joe Hart fully fit to face Newcastle United on Sunday after resting him for the Manchester derby.
Childishly brilliant!Niall2407 said:Today is Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you
Oohvonkyvonky said:Me and the wife were in the shopping centre earlier, where we rounded a corner to see a gaggle of young women, all wearing next to nothing, pouring out of hmv.
"Phoarr!", I said to the wife, pointing at a gorgeous lass of about twenty. "I bet you'd fucking love to have legs like her."
She didn't respond, but I could tell she was upset.
I could hear the sobs as I wheeled her up the ramp into debenhams.