BackofJeanette
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I held the door open for a gorgeous blonde in the pub last night.
My wife said, "You've never held the door open for me."
I said, "What about the fucking time you threatened to leave"!!
Rangers v Portsmouth...
Just been comfirmed for end of season friendly, being billed as..
EL BRASSICO :-)
I got chatted up by this bird, she asked "Do you have a nickname?", i replied "well my mates call me the sledge!!". "Is that cuz your fast and sleek"? she giggled,
i said "no, its cuz im always getting pulled by dogs!!"
I was sitting in a restartaurant and got hit on the back of the head by a prawn cocktail. I turned round and this bloke shouts,
"Thats just for fuckin starters!"
Scientists have found that many women develop "dysons disease" after a year of marriage. They make a continuous fucking whining noise but dont suck any more.
a man went to the doctors today and said 'every time I masturbate I seem to shout "
come on united' the doctor replied 'yeah , most wankers do'
My wife said, "You've never held the door open for me."
I said, "What about the fucking time you threatened to leave"!!
Rangers v Portsmouth...
Just been comfirmed for end of season friendly, being billed as..
EL BRASSICO :-)
I got chatted up by this bird, she asked "Do you have a nickname?", i replied "well my mates call me the sledge!!". "Is that cuz your fast and sleek"? she giggled,
i said "no, its cuz im always getting pulled by dogs!!"
I was sitting in a restartaurant and got hit on the back of the head by a prawn cocktail. I turned round and this bloke shouts,
"Thats just for fuckin starters!"
Scientists have found that many women develop "dysons disease" after a year of marriage. They make a continuous fucking whining noise but dont suck any more.
a man went to the doctors today and said 'every time I masturbate I seem to shout "
come on united' the doctor replied 'yeah , most wankers do'