BackofJeanette
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I came home today and shouted "WIFE, PREPARE FOR ANAL DESTRUCTION!!!......
I've just bought toilet roll from the pound shop."
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Whats the difference between a Lesbian in a porno film and a Lesbian in real life?...
About 12 stone
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My wife reckons she could fall asleep on a log.
So to test this, I've shit on her side of the bed.
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Old Chinese wise man say, oral sex make your day but anal sex make your hole weak!
I've just bought toilet roll from the pound shop."
........................
Whats the difference between a Lesbian in a porno film and a Lesbian in real life?...
About 12 stone
..............................
My wife reckons she could fall asleep on a log.
So to test this, I've shit on her side of the bed.
...................................
Old Chinese wise man say, oral sex make your day but anal sex make your hole weak!