Joke thread

[Zuriblue]

The government are expected to announce that as from July 4th, West Ham players will be permitted to visit other teams' penalty areas as they pose no threat to the opposition.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

The Government in Egypt has instructed the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns.

It is hoped that a return to familiar city sounds will help restore calm following the pandemic.

Operation Toot 'N Calm ‘Em will last for a week.

 

[BimboBob]

Fucking hell.

 

[crazyg]

The Government in Egypt has instructed the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns.

It is hoped that a return to familiar city sounds will help restore calm following the pandemic.

Operation Toot 'N Calm ‘Em will last for a week.

Pharoah nuff, I suppose.

 

[Maccblue]

The Government in Egypt has instructed the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns.

It is hoped that a return to familiar city sounds will help restore calm following the pandemic.

Operation Toot 'N Calm ‘Em will last for a week.

That Joke f###in Sphinx !!!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

That Joke f###in Sphinx !!!

Do you want a smack in the Cheops?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Do you want a smack in the Cheops?

Mummy, mummy. The naughty man is shouting again!!

 

[KS55]

The favourite joke of Nile Quinn.

 

[crazyg]

Do you want a smack in the Cheops?

Think yourself as a hard Giza, do you?

 

[Blue Mist]

The Government in Egypt has instructed the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns.

It is hoped that a return to familiar city sounds will help restore calm following the pandemic.

Operation Toot 'N Calm ‘Em will last for a week.

I've got to sand it to you, that was a good joke.