Joke thread

[bluemanchester]

Didn’t think it was possible, but that’s even worse.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Borrowed gratuitously from BBC Radio Wales...
If Isla St.Clair married Barry White then got married to Brian Ferry, would she be Isla White Ferry.


Well it made me laugh.

 

[dickie davies]

View attachment 60739

Can't remember if it was posted on here or not, but the difference between them is, one will "see you later" and the other, "after a while"

 

[Cellarite]

Borrowed gratuitously from BBC Radio Wales...
If Isla St.Clair married Barry White then got married to Brian Ferry, would she be Isla White Ferry.


Well it made me laugh.

It’d be weird for her to divorce Barry White but continue to carry his name, then to go as far as make it double barrel with her next husband. I don’t know how I’d feel if I were Brian Ferry.

 

[ancoats]

View attachment 60739

that's an easy one

alligators don't wear shoes

 

[ancoats]

I just heard Gemma Collins was stop at the airport security for smuggling
the drug squad has just released a statement saying they found 10lbs of crack in her knickers

 

[Mozzer]

Borrowed gratuitously from BBC Radio Wales...
If Isla St.Clair married Barry White then got married to Brian Ferry, would she be Isla White Ferry.


Well it made me laugh.

If Witney Houston had married Gene Pitney she would have been called Witney Pitney.


Not particularly funny but true.

 

[Zubrman]

It’d be weird for her to divorce Barry White but continue to carry his name, then to go as far as make it double barrel with her next husband. I don’t know how I’d feel if I were Brian Ferry.

Just a jealous guy, perhaps?

 

[LWashington]

Just a jealous guy, perhaps?

Roxy Music jokes? Avalon look at yourself, I think it could be more than this thread can handle.

 

[Vic]

If Witney Houston had married Gene Pitney she would have been called Witney Pitney.


Not particularly funny but true.

My mum knew a Florence Sloe (Flo Slow) who married and became Flo Ebb.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

It’d be weird for her to divorce Barry White but continue to carry his name, then to go as far as make it double barrel with her next husband. I don’t know how I’d feel if I were Brian Ferry.

Before he got into music Brian tried doing building work, sadly he was useless & unreliable, after doing some work on his mate Chris De Burghs house he went round with his bill, Chris was upstairs when his wife opened the door to Brian so Chris shouted "DONT PAY THE FERRY MAN!"

 

[HorlocksWalk]

Borrowed gratuitously from BBC Radio Wales...
If Isla St.Clair married Barry White then got married to Brian Ferry, would she be Isla White Ferry.


Well it made me laugh.

Someone had to so here goes, no originality claimed.
If someone named Diane married Chris Rhea they would be Di Rhea

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Someone had to so here goes, no originality claimed.
If someone named Diane married Chris Rhea they would be Di Rhea

Yeah yeah...and Peter Crouchs mums maiden name was Downe. Which is also ironic as she was also 6' 7".

 

[Uwe Already]

Is it ok to mention the marriage of Ben Doon and Phil McCavity?

 

[Indaparkside]

I just heard Gemma Collins was stop at the airport security for smuggling
the drug squad has just released a statement saying they found 10lbs of crack in her knickers

Fuck me thats 20 years old was originally Vanessa feltz and it was 100 pound of crack:)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Or Andrew Peacock, doesn't like being called Drew.