Joke thread

[KS55]

That joke was about before chairman Mao.

Ming dynasty.

 

[crazyg]

Ming dynasty.

Was that Ming the Merciless?

 

[sir baconface]

That joke was about before chairman Mao.

Ming dynasty.

Did you know Ming later changed his username to @oakiecokie ?

 

[Blue_eyes]

Was that Ming the Merciless?

My favourite version,he was Ming the Perverted.

 

[oakiecokie]

Did you know Minge later changed his username to @oakiecokie ?

Amended !!

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled bay this morning and thought to myself I wonder what his handicap is ?

 

[Big Swifty]

I am dismayed by the indifferent response to my "Christmas Day in the Workhouse" a page or two back.

That's the last time I spend half an hour typing out 14 stanzas.

 

[Zubrman]

I am dismayed by the indifferent response to my "Christmas Day in the Workhouse" a page or two back.

That's the last time I spend half an hour typing out 14 stanzas.

Good.

 

[KS55]

I am dismayed by the indifferent response to my "Christmas Day in the Workhouse" a page or two back.

That's the last time I spend half an hour typing out 14 stanzas.

Well,
The last line of each stanza failed to rhyme,
So it was not worth even a pound note.

 

[Blue_eyes]

One for all you feminists out there.............they say a womans work is never done................maybe thats why they get paid less than men?