Joke thread

[Big Swifty]

"I don't want my kid brother coming out of there with just his dick in his hand"

 

[francisbaud]

A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"

"Don't worry" said the Doc. "Those are just contractions."

 

[Blue_eyes]

"I don't want my kid brother coming out of there with just his dick in his hand"

You are Sonny Corleone,and I claim my offer I cant refuse.

 

[Zuriblue]

 

[ray21]

2 flies on a piece of poo one fly says to the other fly I’ve not seen you for ages,the other fly replies I know I’ve been on the sick.

 

[Big Swifty]

You are Sonny Corleone,and I claim my offer I cant refuse.

Some day - and that day may never come - I may ask you to do me a service.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

BREAKING: Cadbury's have just delivered a giant chocolate bar to The Bank of England... It's a massive Boost for the economy!

 

[Sid C]

BREAKING: Cadbury's have just delivered a giant chocolate bar to The Bank of England... It's a massive Boost for the economy!

Not having that, just another Chinese Wispa.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Not having that, just another Chinese Wispa.

They’ll just Fudge the figures

 

[Sid C]

They’ll just Fudge the figures

Precisely, trying to Twirl us.