Joke thread

[york away to this!]

Was that Ming the Merciless?

Minge the merciless? Isn't that our very own coffee-boy's neighbour?

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Scientists have determined the true cause of the Big Bang 13.8 billion years ago.

It was Oakiecokie letting one rip after a particularly heavy night.

 

[jimharri]

Scientists have determined the true cause of the Big Bang 13.8 billion years ago.

It was Oakiecokie letting one rip after a particularly heavy night.

Calling @Blue Mist!

 

[Blue Mist]

Calling @Blue Mist!

Stop picking on old folk.
#wewonthewaryouknow

 

[jimharri]

Stop picking on old folk.
#wewonthewaryouknow

You started it, picking on this FOC.

 

[Blue Mist]

You started it, picking on this FOC.

Who did, when ? Who are you again ? Thursday.

 

[Zuriblue]

 

[Sid C]

A mate of mine has just got back from hospital after having a dangerous mole removed from his penis.

He won’t be shagging one of them again.

 

[jimharri]

A mate of mine has just got back from hospital after having a dangerous mole removed from his penis.

He won’t be shagging one of them again.

 

[BackofJeanette]

What's small and brown and currently making squeaking noises?


Prince Andrew's arsehole.