Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

Obviously not a person to be trifled with!

You lot, making a meal out of my little joke..

 

[KS55]

Or the intellectual brother, Top Marx.

His sister, Stretch, had 10 children.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

You lot, making a meal out of my little joke..

Stick the knife in why don't you

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

His sister, Stretch, had 10 children.

Yeah, but that's nowt compared to their fashion guru cousin, Pri Marx

 

[KS55]

Yeah, but that's nowt compared to their fashion guru cousin, Pri Marx

His dad founded an employment bureau. Alf, his name was.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

His dad founded an employment bureau. Alf, his name was.

Don't forget the nephew who turned into a vampire, Bite Marx.

 

[bumbleblue]

And of course the scouse cousin No Marx

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

And the disowned uncle who was a capitalist copyright guru, Trade Marx I think his name was.

 

[Bill Walker]

Stick the knife in why don't you

Fork off

 

[mikemcfc]

Yeah, but that's nowt compared to their fashion guru cousin, Pri Marx

barely passable, half marx.

 

[BimboBob]

Are you actually serious????? I'm sorry, I wasn't going to reply, but that's too much.
I've never claimed anything to be 'my own' as you put it. You've singled me out for this when 367 pages of this thread are full of jokes that will have been taken from elsewhere.
The only thing I'M guilty of is not reading back a few pages. Anyway, I'll delete my stolen joke and probably won't post in this thread again so I don't cause offence.

Flouncing ****.

 

[dickie davies]

There were deep discussions in his university lectures when it was asked "consider the question, Marx"

 

[sir baconface]

This marx a new low on the joke thread.

 

[Zuriblue]

This marx a new low on the joke thread.

Just making sure we cover all the Engels.

 

[flook]

I don't believe it.
I was walking through town last night when someone threw a tin of soup which nearly hit me.
I turned around and some guy shouted...
"And that's just for starters!"

unbelievably the same thing happened to me, but it was a tomato. Now you might think that wouldn't hurt, but this one was still in the tin

 

[mikemcfc]

I heard that because of the amount of tourists the greens at the Old Course in Scotland are terrible, ball Marx.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

unbelievably the same thing happened to me, but it was a tomato. Now you might think that wouldn't hurt, but this one was still in the tin

 

[flook]

hehe well done, my old man was a big fan when I was a kid and it's obviously stuck :)

 

[Ancient Citizen]

There were deep discussions in his university lectures when it was asked "consider the question, Marx"

And if you were diligent you got top Marx.

 

[JRockBlues]

And if you were diligent you got top Marx.

And if you're still Right Here Waiting you're Richard Marx.