Joke thread

[nellyonthewing]

I think it's about time people stopped making jokes about the Welsh football team. In all fairness, they're not that bad.
Their last 15 results actually look something like this -
LLWDWWDDLLWWDLL
Which, by sheer coincidence, is also the name of the village where Gareth Bale's dad was born!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Xhavenjoe]

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Knock Knock

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Knock Knock

Ding, dong.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I think it's about time people stopped making jokes about the Welsh football team. In all fairness, they're not that bad.
Their last 15 results actually look something like this -
LLWDWWDDLLWWDLL
Which, by sheer coincidence, is also the name of the village where Gareth Bale's dad was born!

I go through it every friday morning.

 

[DrBlueBob]

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And then Max Factor.

 

[Blue Mist]

And then Max Factor.

My mum was conned. She went online and ordered stuff from Max Headroom.

 

[bluebc]

 

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

 

[bladdered]

 

[Uwe Already]

I was hospitalised following a hide and seek accident - they put me in the ICU…

 

[ray21]

Japan’s new flag.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[blue44]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[JASR]

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Brilliant. Got the same eyes/expression as well as the haircut!

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Fred_Quimby]

 

[Vic]

From political thread discussions about seeing a doctor, Chic Murray's story of his visit to the surgery:

 

[oakiecokie]

Ding, dong.

Fucking hell I thought Leslie Philips had died.