TFC
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I just made it up on the fly yesterday. Gutted to see cunts have already stolen it, but that's comedy for you, there's very few of us true geniuses left ;)
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I just made it up on the fly yesterday. Gutted to see cunts have already stolen it, but that's comedy for you, there's very few of us true geniuses left ;)
Paulpowersleftfoot
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
How could anyone stoop so low?
Paulpowersleftfoot
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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,' Mother of Six' in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home Mother of Six?'
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion,
shouts right back, 'Any time you're ready, Father of Four.'
He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,' Mother of Six' in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home Mother of Six?'
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion,
shouts right back, 'Any time you're ready, Father of Four.'
lefty goldblatt
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Especially when the dwarf struggles to put food on the tableI was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
dronefromsector7G
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My attractive next door neighbour just confronted me about items missing from her washing line.. I nearly shit her pants!
(apologies for nicking this off Twitter and not checking previous pages)
(apologies for nicking this off Twitter and not checking previous pages)
Zuriblue
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unbelievably the same thing happened to me, but it was a tomato. Now you might think that wouldn't hurt, but this one was still in the tin
I was walking through Zürich the other day and someone hurled a bottle of Cod Liver Oil tablets at me. Luckily I escaped with super fish oil injuries.
My attractive next door neighbour just confronted me about items missing from her washing line.. I nearly shit her pants!
(apologies for nicking this off Twitter and not checking previous pages)
You only need to check half of the previous page, (preferably the bottom half but hey) if it has not been posted in that time there is no problem.
BimboBob
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Or my fb page you fucking thief.My attractive next door neighbour just confronted me about items missing from her washing line.. I nearly shit her pants!
(apologies for nicking this off Twitter and not checking previous pages)
dronefromsector7G
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Your whole timeline is jokes nicked off here you twatOr my fb page you fucking thief.
BimboBob
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How very dare you.Your whole timeline is jokes nicked off here you twat