Scareye
Well-Known Member
What's blue and fucks old women?
Hypothermia.
Hypothermia.
BackofJeanette said:This fat girl came up to me in the pub last night and said "Hi, I'm Anita"
I said, "I can fucking see that!"
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Barry Gibb has asked that Robin be buried with his twin Maurice .... The grave digger said it depends on "HOW DEEP IS YOUR BRUV?"
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I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom ...... They are fucking Brilliant, It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex...
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Two testicles were arguing about what they really were.The first said, "I think we're walnuts."The second said "I think we're chestnuts."
The penis turned to them and said,
"Will you two shut the fuck up. You're both talking bollocks!"
-- Wed May 23, 2012 10:42 pm --
My dyslexic girlfriend sent me a text saying she loved anal.
My excitement disappeared when I got home and found she'd run off with my best friend Alan
themadinventor said:In new claims surrounding Michael Jacksons death, It's reported that he went for a walk late at night on his own and because the street lights had failed he only had the light of the moon, he couldn't see properly and fell over a child s pushchair, his agent said in an official police statement "don't blame it on the moonlight, blame it on the buggy" lol.