Joke thread

[RadcliffeRick]

If anyone wants to come and talk to me about my shoddy joinery work, my door is always open!

You are @idahoblues And I claim my £5

 

[dickie davies]

 

[idahoblues]

If anyone wants to come and talk to me about my shoddy joinery work, my door is always open!

When you say door...do you mean the sheet of plywood wedged up against that big hole in the side of t house?

 

[sir baconface]

 

[bluemanchester]

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One of them is not Happy.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

One of them is not Happy.

But 5 of them will be

 

[bluemanchester]

But 5 of them will be

And 2 will be grumpy

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Two priests at a Bucking Bronco contest. The first priest hardly lasts 30 seconds, but the second priest lasts well over 2 minutes and walks away with the prize money. The first priest says, "I don't know how you do it." The second replies, "One of my choirboys is epileptic!"

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I'd like to apologise for my behaviour at the photography club this evening.

I just snapped!

From what I’ve heard, the rest of the club are in a dark place, discussing all the negatives. Let’s just hope for your sake, as things develop the picture becomes clearer!

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Had a message from a random guy asking to meet in the woods tonight to compare dick sizes!!

fucking weirdo..............didn’t even turn up

sorry mate, fell over on the way to the meet, broke my arm had to go to A&E. To top it all off lost my phone with your number in it.
Anyway I’m free tonight, are you still up for it?