Joke thread

[Blue Mist]

Easily missed.
What Tueart missed in the later text messages is the 27 year old mentioning that he had his bike outside.
It would have fallen into place for you, if you’d seen that.

@mancity2012_eamo But was the bike just 'outside', if so I dont find it funny at all. If however the bike was outside the chip shop then it was hilarious.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

@mancity2012_eamo But was the bike just 'outside', if so I dont find it funny at all. If however the bike was outside the chip shop then it was hilarious.

Stop.
My sides are aching.

 

[Stuuuuuu]

I understood most of that, just not the last bit, I don't speak spanish

The Spanish bit translates as 'Do I understand?' Bit strange but hey ho.

 

[Stuuuuuu]

Humour is difficult to explain but
Firstly, you will need an actual sense of humour, secondly, you will need to understand irony and thirdly, you will need to accept sarcasm. ;)

I just read it again and I can't see any humour, irony or sarcasm. It's just a text conversation with one person being a twat.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I just read it again and I can't see any humour, irony or sarcasm. It's just a text conversation with one person being a twat.

You clearly have no sense of humour nor sense of sarcasm or irony then.

 

[Dicko69]

The Spanish bit translates as 'Do I understand?' Bit strange but hey ho.

No shit sherlock

 

[RadcliffeRick]

No shit sherlock

No shit sherlock who?

 

[FLManc]

I don't post, I just read this forum.
I only want someone to post something funny.
Is that so difficult?

 

[Stuuuuuu]

You clearly have no sense of humour nor sense of sarcasm or irony then.

OK, I take it all back. The 'joke' that you thought was so brilliant that it deserved to be shared on the internet was high brow, intellectual, logical and hilarious. It is inspiring to many and could change our lives. Its author displayed nuance, subtlety and a rapier wit. I take my hat off to you Sir. The fact that you enjoyed this joke shows your superior intellect and taste for all of the finer things in life.

 

[BimboBob]

There was a joke on here?

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

There was a joke on here?

It was in 2007 before you joined :-)

 

[Big Swifty]

This is supposed to be a joke thread, not page fter page of arguments about the theory of humour.

 

[GornikDaze]

This is supposed to be a joke thread, not page fter page of arguments about the theory of humour.

 

[Dogtanian]

3,027 years from today, life will either be really good, or really bad…

It's 5050!

 

[citizen_maine]

I don't post, I just read this forum.
I only want someone to post something funny.
Is that so difficult?

I don't get it

 

[Dogtanian]

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.

All I did was take a day off!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

There was a joke on here?

There’s loads of jokes on here. They’re not funny but they’re jokes.

 

[KS55]

There’s loads of jokes on here. They’re not funny but they’re jokes.

Irony.

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

Coked up young lad walks into a pub naked with a red arse, evening Harry says the landlady what you been up to ?
Chapter 2 of a piss poor auto biography says the lad putting his Nazi uniform back on.