Joke thread

bluebaja · 10 Dec 2020

Mad Eyed Screamer said:
Hooker?

Very good !

BELLENDER · 11 Dec 2020

Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?" Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

BELLENDER · 11 Dec 2020

Warning!!!
Paid a local carpenter up front to make me a bespoke double bed, he's only gone and done a bunk.

dronefromsector7G · 11 Dec 2020

Whats got 200 legs and 3 teeth?

The Primark queue!

Tuearts right boot · 11 Dec 2020

nimrod said:
Gay couple.
Charles Fitzpatrick and
Patrick Fitzcharles

I used to know a Gerald Fitzpatrick and his friend.

Hayley Croppers chopper · 12 Dec 2020

Tuearts right boot said:
I used to know a Gerald Fitzpatrick and his friend.

Is he related to Charles?

Tuearts right boot · 12 Dec 2020

King_Ralph_Blumer said:
Is he related to Charles?

Cousin, twice removed but not arrested.

ray21 · 13 Dec 2020

A or B

dronefromsector7G · 13 Dec 2020

Just found out who's been stealing my beetroot... I caught them red handed!

Uwe Already · 14 Dec 2020

It’s an oldie but...