Joke thread

[Magicpole]

Neil lennon

Giggity.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[balotellishaircut]

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.

 

[chris63]

Just got back from the snooker accessories shop.

You wouldn't believe the cues.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

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"What a beautiful sash you've got"
"No, it's just the bloody seatbelt I should have worn in the first place".

 

[sir baconface]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[xgorton]

Just bought a pair of shoes from the local drug dealer,don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

 

[Uwe Already]

Is it true that constipated mathematicians work it out with a pencil?