Joke thread

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[KS55]

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Which one has TWO Arses?

 

[blue44]

Which one has TWO Arses?

none
four arses
four women
check yer eyes
;-)

 

[J.G.Blue.]

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Go on then I will say it............... Thats a bit cheeky.

 

[blue44]

Go on then I will say it............... Thats a bit cheeky.

Lovely view.

 

[bumbleblue]

 

[kippaxneil]

I can't stand people who always think they're worse off than everybody else.
My mate Don is brilliant. Years ago, he had a bad accident where he lost his voice and both legs.
But, does he make a song and dance about it?...

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I bet on a horse today at twenty to one..

It came in at twenty past four.

Mine got beat a nose somebody in the crowd through a tin of meat at it, stewards had the jockey in he said it got hampered

The one I bet finished so late, it had to tiptoe back into the stables, so it didn't wake the other horses

 

[havefaith]

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Go on then I will say it............... Thats a bit cheeky.

You could rest your pint on that first one.

 

[MellowJoe]

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It's funnier if you read it in an Irish accent, as all things are

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Just nipping to Sainsbury's. Anybody want owt?

 

[cinnamon]

On the subject of philosophers...
Rene Descartes meets with an old friend. "Would you like a drink?"
Descartes responds with "I think not" and promptly vanishes.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

 

[1.618034]

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

 

[1.618034]

On the subject of philosophers...
Rene Descartes meets with an old friend. "Would you like a drink?"
Descartes responds with "I think not" and promptly vanishes.

I doubt that!


-)

Spoiler

Of course, that only makes sense if you know the full quote...

"Dubito, ergo cogito, ergo sum."

"I doubt, therefore I think, therefore I am."

 

[Bill Walker]

Sir Cliff Richard announces tour dates for 2024.

 

[blue44]

It's funnier if you read it in an Irish accent, as all things are

To be sure !