Hayley Croppers chopper
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Traditional jokes should be encouraged
Joke thread
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It used to be the most violent book he’s ever read.
Bill Walker
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An elderly man living alone in Manchester wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Paul, who used to help him, was in prison (strange ways) . The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Paul,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Paul.
At 4 a.m. the next morning, CID officers and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Dear Paul,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Paul.
At 4 a.m. the next morning, CID officers and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
pendlebury blue
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Bill, did you take a joke book with you when you emigrated in 1964 ?
jimharri
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You like old (ancient?) jokes, yeah? Here you go.....
Interesting facts about Yul Brynner.
He followed Liverpool FC all his life.
He hated aftershave.
Yul never wore cologne.
mrbelfry
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This reminds me of my wife's grandads favourite joke.
A man goes into a barbers and asks for a haircut like Tony Curtis. The barber pulls out a razor and shaves the customers head. The customer complains "this isnt how tony curtis has his hair." The barber replies "It was in the King and I".
Used to crack him up that joke. He's dead now
Tuearts right boot
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I think I'm missing something....