johnmc
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Ragnarok said:
Oh. 1/10
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Oh. 1/10
johnmc said:Dont get the horse and dwarf one - what is twat meant to sound like?
Twat - Twot - Trot
I think...
ali benarbia's studs
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really i d give it a 6/10 ...silly funnyjohnmc said:Ragnarok said:johnmc said:Dont get the horse and dwarf one - what is twat meant to sound like?
trot
Oh. 1/10
BackofJeanette
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Dwarf couple who work in a circus are having a baby. They go to the doctors for a check up. Doctor says "Everything's fine, tell me, what do you want, a boy or a girl?"
Guy says "We don't really give a fuck to be honest as long as it fits in a cannon<br /><br />-- Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:13 pm --<br /><br />7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40
Guy says "We don't really give a fuck to be honest as long as it fits in a cannon<br /><br />-- Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:13 pm --<br /><br />7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40
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2sheikhs said:My wife has just had a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh and when you press your ear up against it, you can smell the sea.
Ha Ha
Quality :)
Lavinda Past
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2sheikhs said:My wife has just had a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh and when you press your ear up against it, you can smell the sea.
Watch out for hermit crabs...
(coat)
BackofJeanette
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My ex could manipulate the muscles of her fanny so it felt like you were getting a blow job, which is ironic because when she manipulated the muscles of her mouth
she sounded like a kunt.
Oh that works!
she sounded like a kunt.
Oh that works!
having a pint with my pal the other day who's a binman. he was telling me when he went to the local chinese chippy for the bins. this is how it went when the binman knocked on the door when there was no bins outside.
binman: "where's ya bin?"
chinaman:" i bin hong kong."
binman(really frustrated): "no,no, no , ya bin, where's ya bin?"
chinaman: "i bin hong kong."
binman(really frustrated,now mimicing the shape of a wheelie bin): "ya bin. you know YA WHEELIE BIN! WHERE'S YA WHEELIE BIN?"
chinaman: "i wheelie bin hong kong."
binman: "where's ya bin?"
chinaman:" i bin hong kong."
binman(really frustrated): "no,no, no , ya bin, where's ya bin?"
chinaman: "i bin hong kong."
binman(really frustrated,now mimicing the shape of a wheelie bin): "ya bin. you know YA WHEELIE BIN! WHERE'S YA WHEELIE BIN?"
chinaman: "i wheelie bin hong kong."