Joke thread

[Sid C]

My wife shouted to me from upstairs this morning asking if I had vicious stabbing pains in my back as though somebody has a voodoo doll of me and was sticking pins into it.
I told her no and she said “oh, how about now?’

 

[RadcliffeRick]

old one i know but

" I wanted to join the debating society at uni


but somebody talked me out of it"

I joined the mass debating society, boy was I disappointed

 

[Dicko69]

I joined the mass debating society, boy was I disappointed

I'm banned for life

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I'm banned for life

The Christmas raffle draw was always fun. All the names put into a hat and the winner pulled on the stage

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Clip Clip Clip - Clop Clop Clop - Clip Clip Clip

SOS in horse code

 

[Barcon]

Fee fi fee - fee fo fi fee

Mike Tysons phone number.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Fee fi fee - fee fo fi fee

Mike Tysons phone number.

What can think the unthinkable?


An itheberg

 

[DrBlueBob]

What goes clip.....clop.....clip....clop...BANG, clipclopclipclopclipclop?



An Amish drive by shooting.