Joke thread

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Because a trifle wouldn't fit in a Hamsters ear silly ;)

And why a doctors instead of a vet?

 

[sir baconface]

What do you call the first Afghan off the plane?
- Amir

What do you call the second Afghan off the plane?
- Amir Azwel

What do you call the third Afghan off the plane?
- Amir Azwel Azim

[Here’s hoping we haven’t yet reached the level where the most light-hearted racial context causes anybody offence….]

 

[Barcon]

We just signed Jack Grealish. To loads that’s a joke.

By "loads" do you mean blobs of spunk?

 

[i kne albert davy]

What do you call the first Afghan off the plane?
- Amir

What do you call the second Afghan off the plane?
- Amir Azwel

What do you call the third Afghan off the plane?
- Amir Azwel Azim

[Here’s hoping we haven’t yet reached the level where the most light-hearted racial context causes anybody offence….]

Just piling the stones up now. :-)

 

[Blue Mist]

What do you call the first Afghan off the plane?
- Amir

What do you call the second Afghan off the plane?
- Amir Azwel

What do you call the third Afghan off the plane?
- Amir Azwel Azim

[Here’s hoping we haven’t yet reached the level where the most light-hearted racial context causes anybody offence….]

The forth Afghan was called Amir Azwel Azim Anim.

The 5th Amir Azwel Azim Anim Anim

 

[Sam Armstrong]

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Spanish Fireman with 2 sons. Eldest is José the youngest Hose B

 

[Bill Walker]

CITY, Pulled out of buying RONALDO for 30 million when someone advised PEP that he can buy a BIG GIRLS BLOUSE from Primark for £4.99.

 

[flyer]

Just piling the stones up now. :-)

Can I have two large ones and a bag of gravel, please

 

[Fred_Quimby]