Joke thread

[Dicko69]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[hammocity]

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How about this?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

How about this?

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

....and the punchline is....???

She inquires; is one’s bicycle outside.

 

[Blue_eyes]

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Right "breathe easy" guys, its just a pic of Roy Hodgson with white lipstick on.

 

[LWashington]

Was his name Matt ? Who's going to get the chair that he Satin ?

 

[shemnel]

Was his name Matt ? Who's going to get the chair that he Satin ?

everyone's on Eggshells

he would have survived if he was thinner

 

[horlock_was_super]

everyone's on Eggshells

he would have survived if he was thinner

did you mean eggheads? we all know where that usually ends up!

 

[Lavinda Past]

...

 

[LWashington]

everyone's on Eggshells

he would have survived if he was thinner

His wife had to be taken outside at the funeral, she was peeling a little paint.

 

[rocketman]

no shame in showing your emulsions

 

[Tuearts right boot]

At least he had the white spiwit.

 

[kippaxneil]

Years ago, I had a car accident with a van being driven by a magician.
It wasn't my fault, he came out of nowhere.

 

[ray21]

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[ancoats]

Was his name Matt ? Who's going to get the chair that he Satin ?

was a quick-dryeing