Joke thread

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Ergh how does he get his car out ?

He doesn't have to. He's got his bike outside.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I've recently been having sessions with a grief counsellor, he was very good at his job. He died recently and I couldn't care less.

 

[KS55]

You do understand that this is the joke thread don't you?

No, I forgot where I was . D’oh.

 

[Lavinda Past]

No, I forgot where I was . D’oh.

I nearly posted a joke in a very serious thread the other day. It's easily done!

 

[lefty goldblatt]

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That person in the hat looks nothing like Oscar Pistorious

 

[dronefromsector7G]

No, I forgot where I was . D’oh.

It’s easy to forget with the quality of some of the jokes

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Lavinda Past]

It’s easy to forget with the quality of some of the jokes

Hello pot, meet kettle...

;-)

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Hello pot, meet kettle...

;-)

Errr, fuck off ****

 

[Lavinda Past]

Errr, fuck off ****

Ha ha ha!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Errr, fuck off ****

I don't get it?!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I don't get it?!

Get a new bird then

 

[Lavinda Past]

Get a new bird then

...

 

[horlock_was_super]

...

Trust me she’ll let you down one day.
My mate told me.

 

[Champions again in 2012]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Trust me she’ll let you down one day.
My mate told me.

Very good when she goes down on you!

 

[Big Swifty]

Come on lads, let's have some jokes please!

 

[Dicko69]

 

[blue44]

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

...

I had one of those, I gave her a love bite, she screamed and flew out of the room.