Joke thread

[chris63]

News just in:



Someone has been killed with a starter pistol !!!



Police think it might be race related.............

 

[RadcliffeRick]

It's my Constipation Recovery group tonight !!! But Sadly I can't go!

In the same vane:- I went to the premature ejaculation help group last night, it is tonight apparently.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

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[chris63]

 

[Ricster]

Awesome

 

[kippax4ever]

LUV IT..

 

[dickie davies]

Sad news at the nestle factory today, a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath, he tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "the milky bars are on me" everyone cheered!!!

Awesome

LUV IT..

@mrcunny wants his joke back from page 205 of the "joke thread" that he posted in October 2013

http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/joke-thread.222532/page-205#post-7222982

 

[BlueS]

Was at a restaurant last night, playing footsie with the Mrs under the table.
I had the lasagne while she got toed in the hole.

 

[aguero93:20]

@mrcunny wants his joke back from page 205 of the "joke thread" that he posted in October 2013

http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/joke-thread.222532/page-205#post-7222982

I reckon he'd settle for royalty payments.

 

[kippax4ever]

@mrcunny wants his joke back from page 205 of the "joke thread" that he posted in October 2013

http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/joke-thread.222532/page-205#post-7222982

I still laughed tho..