Joke thread

[Bozo]

Once I beat up the school bully with a baseball bat. Both his arms were completely broken, which gave me the courage.

 

[rabby]

I see Stephen Hawking and Jim Bowen died on the same day,at least they stuck to the rules and the non dart player went first.

 

[jimharri]

Had to sling out my toaster today. It kept burning the toast, and I'm black toast intolerant.

 

[jimharri]

A constablew phoned the station for back up reporting that a black lad is dancing on the roof of a car on the town square. His sergeant tells him he can't say that over the radio. "Oh; OK", says the dibble, "Zulu Tango Golf"

 

[Blue Mist]

A constablew phoned the station for back up reporting that a black lad is dancing on the roof of a car on the town square. His sergeant tells him he can't say that over the radio. "Oh; OK", says the dibble, "Zulu Tango Golf"

So did he phone the station or use his radio ?

 

[Blue Whale]

Went to the Zoo last week and saw a loaf of bread in cage. Apparently it was bread in captivity.

 

[jimharri]

So did he phone the station or use his radio ?

You got me. Have to check copy and paste a bit more carefully in the future.

 

[taleofbluehalves]

It's my Constipation Recovery group tonight !!! But Sadly I can't go!

 

[kippax4ever]

I see Stephen Hawking and Jim Bowen died on the same day,at least they stuck to the rules and the non dart player went first.

That made me laugh..

 

[uncle fester]

I see Stephen Hawking and Jim Bowen died on the same day,at least they stuck to the rules and the non dart player went first.

I used to play darts with me dad but had to stop when his head went blunt

 

[chris63]

News just in:



Someone has been killed with a starter pistol !!!



Police think it might be race related.............

 

[RadcliffeRick]

It's my Constipation Recovery group tonight !!! But Sadly I can't go!

In the same vane:- I went to the premature ejaculation help group last night, it is tonight apparently.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

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[chris63]

 

[Ricster]

Awesome

 

[kippax4ever]

LUV IT..

 

[dickie davies]

Sad news at the nestle factory today, a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath, he tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "the milky bars are on me" everyone cheered!!!

Awesome

LUV IT..

@mrcunny wants his joke back from page 205 of the "joke thread" that he posted in October 2013

http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/joke-thread.222532/page-205#post-7222982

 

[BlueS]

Was at a restaurant last night, playing footsie with the Mrs under the table.
I had the lasagne while she got toed in the hole.

 

[aguero93:20]

@mrcunny wants his joke back from page 205 of the "joke thread" that he posted in October 2013

http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/joke-thread.222532/page-205#post-7222982

I reckon he'd settle for royalty payments.

 

[kippax4ever]

@mrcunny wants his joke back from page 205 of the "joke thread" that he posted in October 2013

http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/joke-thread.222532/page-205#post-7222982

I still laughed tho..