Joke thread

When Aids first came to prominence there was this joke:

What have Rock Hudson and Henry Cooper got in common?

They’ve both been battered around the ring

I told the joke to my colleagues at work and one of the younger girls replied with:

“I didn't know Henry Cooper was gay”

That got a bigger laugh than the joke
Another one during that time was:
Rock Hudson doesn't have many friends
But he has Nabors up the ass!!
 
There once was a man named Sass
His balls were made out of brass
When he rubbed them together
They played "Stormy weather"
And lightning shot out of his ass
 
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There was a young man from Darjeeling
Who did it with incredible feeling
One day he pulled out
And gave a loud shout
As he came all over the ceiling.

I thank you.
 
Paddy is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.

To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, “Are you
looking at my vagina?”

“Yes, I’m sorry,” Paddy replies and promises to avert his eyes. “It’s quite all right,” replies the woman, “It’s very talented. Watch this, I’ll make it blow a kiss to you.” Sure enough the vagina blows him a kiss.

Paddy, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder vagina can do. “I can also make it wink,” says the woman. Paddy stares in amazement as the vagina winks at him.

“Come and sit next to me,” suggests the woman, patting the seat. Paddy moves over and she smiles and asks, “Would you like to stick 2 fingers in?”

Stunned, Paddy replies, “You’re kidding-you mean it can whistle, too?”
 

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