jimharri
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DrBlueBob
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Ouch! It's all I've got.you're the Coronavirus for jokes...
jimharri
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An oldie, but what the hell.....
Batman came up to me and whacked me on the head with a saucer, and shouted, "T'PAU!"
"Don't you mean, KAPOW?" I asked.
"No, I have China in my hand."
Batman came up to me and whacked me on the head with a saucer, and shouted, "T'PAU!"
"Don't you mean, KAPOW?" I asked.
"No, I have China in my hand."
Big Swifty
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Go away, or at least stand well back from the door.
Danny Welbeck's dad Stan was a bomb disposal expert in South Africa.
"Stand....well... ..beck".......
DrBlueBob
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I apologise for reminding you of that joke Big S.Danny Welbeck's dad Stan was a bomb disposal expert in South Africa.
"Stand....well... ..beck".......
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Yes, so you should, BlueBob........
DrBlueBob
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My fault entirely. For obvious reasons I can't promise not to do it again.Yes, so you should, BlueBob........
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An oldie, but what the hell.....
Batman came up to me and whacked me on the head with a saucer, and shouted, "T'PAU!"
"Don't you mean, KAPOW?" I asked.
"No, I have China in my hand."
Jim.
You've gone too far...
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Jim.
You've gone too far...
Actually that's not the words is it? Ignore me!!
jimharri
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Did somebody say something?Actually that's not the words is it? Ignore me!!
jimharri
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I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
A man wakes up in hospital after a terrible car crash with no penis.
The Doctor says this is the best hospital in the country for penis transplants.
"We have an English one for £2000, we have a Scottish one for £3000 and a West Indian one for £5000 it will take 5 minutes no problem."
The man says "I always discuss finance matters with my wife."
"She's in the waiting room I'll get her" says the Doctor.
Five minutes later the Doctor comes back and says "Have you made a decision"?
"Yes" says the man...
"We're having a new kitchen"
The Doctor says this is the best hospital in the country for penis transplants.
"We have an English one for £2000, we have a Scottish one for £3000 and a West Indian one for £5000 it will take 5 minutes no problem."
The man says "I always discuss finance matters with my wife."
"She's in the waiting room I'll get her" says the Doctor.
Five minutes later the Doctor comes back and says "Have you made a decision"?
"Yes" says the man...
"We're having a new kitchen"
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How come those little bastards are allowed in the pub?2 dwarfs are sat in a pub having a beer,
Tuearts right boot
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I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
Oi....That was mine about 30 pages ago...
oakiecokie
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Well at least he doesn`t nick the good jokes.Oi....That was mine about 30 pages ago...
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They only drink shortsHow come those little bastards are allowed in the pub?
yeseye
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A feckin mod as well if you don’t mind, on here telling jokes instead of checking they haven’t been repeated!Oi....That was mine about 30 pages ago...
I’ll be having a word with the big cheese in the morning!
Tuearts right boot
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Seems like its another case of one rule for them and one rule for us.A feckin mod as well if you don’t mind, on here telling jokes instead of checking they haven’t been repeated!
I’ll be having a word with the big cheese in the morning!
Tuearts right boot
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and only when they're feeling happy.They only drink shorts
Lemon7277
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See the scousers have ripped up there pitch and planted potatoes in its place
They will do anything to lift something in may
They will do anything to lift something in may