Indaparkside
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Hp is brown sauce not red
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Hp is brown sauce not red
squirtyflower
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Great documentary on tv last night about HP sauce. If you missed it don’t worry.... it's still available on ketchup TV.
Hp is brown sauce not red
That’s a bit too saucy for the forum
Barcon
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Source?Hp is brown sauce not red
BlueMoonRisin’
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Oh. Can't be arsed.go back 10 pages and this was on here.
dronefromsector7G
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You need a dressing down for thatSource?
Indaparkside
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What did the sanitary towel say to the fart, your the wind beneath my wings
The room was full of pregnant women, with their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurances to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.
She said: "Ladies: remember that exercise is GOOD for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier!"
She looked at the men in the room. "And gentlemen, remember: you're in this together.
So it wouldn't hurt you to go walking with your partner."
The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" asked the teacher.
"I was just wondering," the man said, "is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
She said: "Ladies: remember that exercise is GOOD for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier!"
She looked at the men in the room. "And gentlemen, remember: you're in this together.
So it wouldn't hurt you to go walking with your partner."
The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" asked the teacher.
"I was just wondering," the man said, "is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
dickie davies
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Mike at securitySource?
Great documentary on tv last night about HP sauce. If you missed it don’t worry.... it's still available on ketchup TV.
You can watch it in installments.