Zubrman
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Prince - Chaos and Disorder?
Joke thread
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Bill Walker
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I need to re-home a dog.
It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot.
If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next door's fence and get the little shit for you.
It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot.
If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next door's fence and get the little shit for you.
Im not sure the lorry driving was what made him famous haha
JRockBlues
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I don't hate ALL of the periodic table. Just elements of it.
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dronefromsector7G
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Can anyone remember the chiropractor joke I put on here about a week back?
dickie davies
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JRockBlues
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dickie davies
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WHAT NEW GREATER MANCHESTER LOCKDOWN PROTOCOLS MEAN FOR YOUR LOCAL AREA Moston/Collyhurst/Miles Platting/Harperhey- You are able to fight your neighbour providing you wear a mask and social distancing rules are adhered to. Salford- you can do anything you want. 1. because your special. And 2 because you would anyway salford has never done rules .
Moss Side/Hulme /Whalley Range/Chorlton- You can only visit your dealer when collecting your children from school. The dealer should wear a face visor and make sure all bags are sanitised.
Bury- Having sex with your sister is still permitted but you must be home before 10pm and use approved lubricant.
Rochdale- Vigilante groups of no more than six allowed outdoors and socially distancing between the hours of 10pm - 2am only. You must wear suitable PPE for any physical contact.
Manchester City Centre- Prostitute services are still permitted to remain open, this is now classed as essential services for fear of the economic collapse of the city. Entry from the rear only
Anywhere in East Manchester- declared a NO GO ZONE (in 1984), if you must travel to this area please follow all diversions, traffic cones and signals, remain in your car, do not abandon your car, masks are not required as nothing is open
Wigan- Everyone must remain at home and self isolate until manufacturers can distribute gloves with 6 fingers. Please do not go to A&E for digit removal as they are a tad busy.
Wythenshawe - Do as you want, even Covid wouldn’t go to Wythenshawe!!
dickie davies
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After 2 lockdowns I'm wondering if anyone knows any porn sites they'd like to recommend other than:
Xvideos
PornHub
Xtube
Ass parade
Brazzers
xHamster
XNXX
YouPorn
YouJizz
TastyBlacks
HClips
TnaFlix
Tube8
Spankbang
DrTuber
Spankwire
KeezMovies
Nuvid
SunPorno
BravoTube
PornHD
Eporner
SexVid
XXXBunker
TheNewPorn
Mofosex...
PornDreamer
X18 Xbabe
UpdateTube
BeFuck
Hdmovz
PornRox
PornMaki
Pornid
Inxporn
TopFreePornVideos
Slutload
ProPorn
FakePorn
Pornhost
HandjobHub
Vpornvideos
MyXVids
Pornicom
DansMovies
Wetplace
AdultFreex
Wankflix
88fuck
Fapdu Rude
FreudBox
AdultInc
PornHeed
HdPorn
Orgasm
PornRabbit
MadThumbs
Fux Eroxia
DeviantClip
Xxvids
H2porn
ApeTube
MetaPorn
YourLustMovies
ElephantTube
Long PornerBros
Tubegalore
3movs
Ass-Time
HQButt
BangBus
BangBros
Ghetto tube
RedTube
BrickHouseButts
GhettoGaggers
GloryHole
Tubegalore
As these have got boring and repetitive
Any help is much appreciated. Thanks.
Xvideos
PornHub
Xtube
Ass parade
Brazzers
xHamster
XNXX
YouPorn
YouJizz
TastyBlacks
HClips
TnaFlix
Tube8
Spankbang
DrTuber
Spankwire
KeezMovies
Nuvid
SunPorno
BravoTube
PornHD
Eporner
SexVid
XXXBunker
TheNewPorn
Mofosex...
PornDreamer
X18 Xbabe
UpdateTube
BeFuck
Hdmovz
PornRox
PornMaki
Pornid
Inxporn
TopFreePornVideos
Slutload
ProPorn
FakePorn
Pornhost
HandjobHub
Vpornvideos
MyXVids
Pornicom
DansMovies
Wetplace
AdultFreex
Wankflix
88fuck
Fapdu Rude
FreudBox
AdultInc
PornHeed
HdPorn
Orgasm
PornRabbit
MadThumbs
Fux Eroxia
DeviantClip
Xxvids
H2porn
ApeTube
MetaPorn
YourLustMovies
ElephantTube
Long PornerBros
Tubegalore
3movs
Ass-Time
HQButt
BangBus
BangBros
Ghetto tube
RedTube
BrickHouseButts
GhettoGaggers
GloryHole
Tubegalore
As these have got boring and repetitive
Any help is much appreciated. Thanks.
Fred_Quimby
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sir baconface
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Can’t help, mate, but there’s one on your list I missed. Thanks!!!
dickie davies
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Thanks, but I'll only check out the first five
DrBlueBob
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Try hqporner.com
You're welcome. I can't use it anyway as my lovely wife is now working from home so fill your boots, as it where.
dickie davies
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dickie davies
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After yesterday's events in the USA, Mexico has agreed to a wall and said they will fund it
Canada has also said it will pay for one
Canada has also said it will pay for one
Bill Walker
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A Cravat has just walked up to me and burst into tears.
I hate emotional ties
I hate emotional ties
Zuriblue
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Two Donald Trump supporters die and go to heaven.
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, "Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?"
God says, "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232."
After a few seconds of stunned silence one guy turns to the other and whispers, "This goes higher up than we thought."
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, "Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?"
God says, "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232."
After a few seconds of stunned silence one guy turns to the other and whispers, "This goes higher up than we thought."