Joke thread

A man goes into a bar and says "A double scotch, drinks for everyone and one for yourself"

Everybody drinks up, bit the man says "I've got no money"..So the landlord throws him out.

The next night he comes in and says "A double scotch, drinks for everyone and none for you"

The landlord says "Why not?"

The man says "Cos' you get angry when you get drunk"
 
A man walks up to the bar in the pub and asks for a pint of bitter.
The landlord pulls it, and hands it to him.
He then says, ''Looks like rain.''
''Aye, it fucking tastes like it too.''
 

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