Painful reading. I genuinely like Taylor Swift's recent albums- everything after she stopped letting the record label turn everything she did into shitty synth pop is very good. But even her best stuff, lyrically speaking, doesn't hold a candle to anything you'd find on any Dylan, Arctic Monkeys, Counting Crows, Weakerthans, Joni Mitchell, Springsteen or Frightened Rabbit record (or countless others). And all but one of those guys are still very much living last time I checked.
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Painful reading. I genuinely like Taylor Swift's recent albums- everything after she stopped letting the record label turn everything she did into shitty synth pop is very good. But even her best stuff, lyrically speaking, doesn't hold a candle to anything you'd find on any Dylan, Arctic Monkeys, Counting Crows, Weakerthans, Joni Mitchell, Springsteen or Frightened Rabbit record (or countless others). And all but one of those guys are still very much living last time I checked.
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Swift has Narcissist characteristics.
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"Do you know what speed you were doing, Sir?" asked the policeman.
"I do apologise Officer," I replied. "I've never used this road before, and I honestly thought it was an unrestricted zone."
"No you didn't!!" my wife protested. "We only live round the corner, you said you were putting your foot down because there wouldn't be any coppers around this late!"
"May I see your insurance?" the cop said grimly.
"I've just renewed it," I assured him. "It'll be in the post, I'll drop a copy to the station next week."
"Actually," said the wife, "you were short on cash this month and said you'd leave it til you had the money. It ran out a fortnight ago."
I turned to her and snapped "will you keep your mouth shut, you stupid woman...."
”Does he always talk to you like that, Madam?" asked the copper.
"No," my wife replied. "Only when he's been drinking."
One of my favourite Barry Cryer originals
"I do apologise Officer," I replied. "I've never used this road before, and I honestly thought it was an unrestricted zone."
"No you didn't!!" my wife protested. "We only live round the corner, you said you were putting your foot down because there wouldn't be any coppers around this late!"
"May I see your insurance?" the cop said grimly.
"I've just renewed it," I assured him. "It'll be in the post, I'll drop a copy to the station next week."
"Actually," said the wife, "you were short on cash this month and said you'd leave it til you had the money. It ran out a fortnight ago."
I turned to her and snapped "will you keep your mouth shut, you stupid woman...."
”Does he always talk to you like that, Madam?" asked the copper.
"No," my wife replied. "Only when he's been drinking."
One of my favourite Barry Cryer originals
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I ordered a rapid test kit from the NHS
They sent me a DVD of the Ashes…
They sent me a DVD of the Ashes…
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A woman goes to the Doctor and says " I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina"
The Doctor has a look and starts laughing and tells her.
"They are not postage stamps they are stickers off bananas"
The Doctor has a look and starts laughing and tells her.
"They are not postage stamps they are stickers off bananas"
goalmole
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Or the man from Del Monte has been there.
