Joke thread

[snorky]

Talking of subtle jokes, has anyone managed to decipher the steak and kidney pie joke yet?

Where is it mate?

 

[DrBlueBob]

Talking of subtle jokes, has anyone managed to decipher the steak and kidney pie joke yet?

The steak and kidley pie joke?

 

[Xhavenjoe]

The steak and kidley pie joke?

This One?

A man walks into a chip shop and says, "I’d like a steak and kiddely pie, please."
Young lady behind the counter says, "Excuse me?"
"I’d like a steak and kiddely pie."
"I’m sorry sir, what did you say?"
"I’D LIKE A STEAK AND KIDDELY PIE!!"
"Do you mean ‘steak and kidney’ pie?"
"I said kiddely, diddle i?!"

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

This One?

A man walks into a chip shop and says, "I’d like a steak and kiddely pie, please."
Young lady behind the counter says, "Excuse me?"
"I’d like a steak and kiddely pie."
"I’m sorry sir, what did you say?"
"I’D LIKE A STEAK AND KIDDELY PIE!!"
"Do you mean ‘steak and kidney’ pie?"
"I said kiddely, diddle i?!"

A bloke goes into a chippy and asks for steak and kidney pie and chips.
The woman serving says "sorry, we've only got cheese and onion pies."
"That's alright," says the bloke, "I've got my bike outside."

 

[snorky]

A bloke goes into a chippy and asks for steak and kidney pie and chips.
The woman serving says "sorry, we've only got cheese and onion pies."
"That's alright," says the bloke, "I've got my bike outside."

Don't get it.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Don't get it.

Not my joke, I just pasted it. It was @Cellarite that posted it,

 

[DrBlueBob]

This One?

A man walks into a chip shop and says, "I’d like a steak and kiddely pie, please."
Young lady behind the counter says, "Excuse me?"
"I’d like a steak and kiddely pie."
"I’m sorry sir, what did you say?"
"I’D LIKE A STEAK AND KIDDELY PIE!!"
"Do you mean ‘steak and kidney’ pie?"
"I said kiddely, diddle i?!"

Ha ha, I was hoping someone would correct my spelling so I could claim the "glory" but yes that one. Apart from the fact that it isn't the joke apparently. Something about cheese and a bike, which I don't get either.

 

[snorky]

Not my joke, I just pasted it. It was @Cellarite that posted it,

Ok mate.
But I still don't get it!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Ok mate.
But I still don't get it!

Me neither!

 

[Stuuuuuu]

I suspect that the intention isn't to 'get' it but that it's just meant to be surreal.

 

[Blue Mist]

Don't get it.

Well you wouldn't, you have to be a savvy, down wid der kids Manc to get it.
Shire odd balls have no chance.

 

[Blue Mist]

I suspect that the intention isn't to 'get' it but that it's just meant to be surreal.

No, it's just very subtle. You either get it or you don't. It's the same as you either have it or you don't.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Well you wouldn't, you have to be a savvy, down wid der kids Manc to get it.
Shire odd balls have no chance.

In other words, say words wrongly, like chimley and ospikkal?

 

[Blue Mist]

In other words, say words wrongly, like chimley and ospikkal?

Well yes if I was talking about the steak and kiddley one, which incidentally my old man told me in the 60's !!
I mean the 'its alright I've got my bike outside one'

 

[crazyg]

In other words, say words wrongly, like chimley and ospikkal?

What's wrong with that?
I used to work round the corner from Kengals, where they sold cangles in bockles, to put on yer mankulpiece.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Don't get it.

I've trying to work it out since before Russia invaded

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What's wrong with that?
I used to work round the corner from Kengals, where they sold cangles in bockles, to put on yer mankulpiece.

Don’t go on Countdown. ;-)

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[crazyg]

Don’t go on Countdown. ;-)

Agreed. The best i culd mannij were "O" level inglish langwij and "A" level maffs and furver maffs.
;-)