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Raf Rangnick arrives for his 1st training session as Manure's interim manager and wanders into the dressing room. He spots a massive steaming turd in the centre of the shower area. Outraged he runs onto the main training area and screams: "WHO'S SHIT ON THE FLOOR?!?!"

Harry Maguire responds "Me boss but I'm not bad in the air."
 
fanatic1 said:
Raf Rangnick arrives for his 1st training session as Manure's interim manager and wanders into the dressing room. He spots a massive steaming turd in the centre of the shower area. Outraged he runs onto the main training area and screams: "WHO'S SHIT ON THE FLOOR?!?!"
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City fans…

Shit on the ceiling, shit on the floor, shit the windows, shit on the door
Shit all over Man United na na na na na!
 
I have just been reading a recent scientific study that found women find different males attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with 'rugged masculine features.'

And when she is on her period, she prefers a man 'doused in petrol, set on fire, scissors stuck in his eyes and a poker up his arse.'
 
Bill Walker said:
I have just been reading a recent scientific study that found women find different males attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with 'rugged masculine features.'

And when she is on her period, she prefers a man 'doused in petrol, set on fire, scissors stuck in his eyes and a poker up his arse.'
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....what's the difference...??
 
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