Joke thread

[Uwe Already]

My mate reckons he can tighten nuts and bolts with his butthole. Personally though I think he torques out of his arse.

My wife has spanner eyes - when she looks at me in a certain way, my nuts tighten…

 

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[Blue_eyes]

Scousers season went tits up..........so the two cups should help.

 

[MCFCTrick]

Did you watch the football on Saturday night ?" my mate asked me.
"I did. Such a shame to see them just run out of gas like that," I replied.
"What? I thought you couldn't stand Liverpool ? “
"I can't. I was talking about the French riot police."

 

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[JRockBlues]

 

[Fred_Quimby]

 

[slick]

 

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[Tuearts right boot]

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No 10's spelt fellatio wrong as well.

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

[BLS]

She was only a carpet fitters daughter,but she loved her under felt

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Don't forget it's Lester Piggotts funeral next Monday at 20/1

 

[TheBlueDune]

Don't forget it's Lester Piggotts funeral next Monday at 20/1

I thought it was going to move to 10/1

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

Don't forget it's Lester Piggotts funeral next Monday at 20/1

Seems like it definitely happening but moved to 5/3 now

 

[nw42]

Seems like it definitely happening but moved to 5/3 now

Seems an odd time.

 

[mat]