Joke thread

[Dogtanian]

It takes guts to be an organ donor…

…and balls to be a sperm donor.

 

[Dogtanian]

Reason why people were put in an asylum

 

[Nellies left peg]

Reason why people were put in an asylumView attachment 48382

Starting shit threads is not on there luckily for Bill

 

[JULES]

Reason why people were put in an asylumView attachment 48382

I prefer...shooting of daughter

 

[balotellishaircut]

Mary had a little skirt
With slits right up the sides
And every time she crossed her legs
The boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt
With a slit right up the front
She never wore that one…

 

[Dogtanian]

I prefer...shooting of daughter

Someone got put in for masterbation for 30 years....pffft what an amateur

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Someone got put in for masterbation for 30 years....pffft what an amateur

I like deranged masturbation. Sounds like a band

 

[Paul Moulden's Golden Balls]

I prefer...shooting of daughter

Apparently shooting of son is fine though.

 

[Dogtanian]

I like deranged masturbation. Sounds like a band

Would have made a great name for Michael Hutchinsons band if Inxs wasn't thought up

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Deranged masturbation, That's half this site in trouble

 

[manclad]

I like deranged masturbation. Sounds like a band

Johnny and the Self Abusers was the name of the band that Jim Kerr was in before Simple Minds !!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Johnny and the Self Abusers was the name of the band that Jim Kerr was in before Simple Minds !!

They'd have never made it to No 1 if his parents had christened him Wayne then.

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Whoa Black Betty

 

[oakiecokie]

Whoa Black Betty

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That will fall flat on a lot on here mate. but well done thats brilliant mate.

 

[blue44]

That will fall flat on a lot on here mate. but well done thats brilliant mate.

top tune
a one hit wonder mind

 

[oakiecokie]

top tune
a one hit wonder mind

Yep, I have it stored on my Spotify listings.

 

[blue44]

Yep, I have it stored on my Spotify listings.

i bought it as a 45 single as a kid

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

i bought it as a 45 single as a kid

i would have, but I didn't exist.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Johnny and the Self Abusers was the name of the band that Jim Kerr was in before Simple Minds !!

There's an all girl band called The Slits!