Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

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[hammocity]

An old couple, George and Ethel woke up on their 50th Wedding Anniversary, George said to his wife:

“Let’s rekindle our romance and have a naked breakfast like we used to do”

Ethel agreed so they prepared the food and brew and sat at the table, after 10 minutes the wife said:

“George, it’s working for me, my nipples have gone hot”

George:

“For fucks sake Ethel, no wonder, one’s in your cup of tea and the other’s in your porridge”

 

[balotellishaircut]

What has George Michael and wellies got in common ?



They both get sucked off in bogs..

 

[balotellishaircut]

Just finished reading a book about the many distorted features of ex rag manager Alex Ferguson face.

It’s called 50 Shades of Red.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

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Have you ever seen Jeffery Lahmer, and De-Gea, in the same room?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Can I have a pack of condoms?" I asked the chemist. "A small box?" he asked. "I hope so!"

 

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[hammocity]

Just finished reading a book about the many distorted features of ex rag manager Alex Ferguson face.

It’s called 50 Shades of Red.

You don’t get this thread
do you? Apologies if you lack a sense of humour, American, German, et al :-).

 

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[bluethrunthru]

Not a joke but this level of cool deserves airing ....and it made me smile