Joke thread

[Blue Mist]

This weekend the clocks go back.
In other news Jurgen Klopp isn't.

 

[idahoblues]

This weekend the clocks go back.
In other news Jurgen Klopp isn't.

Get a grip there Big guy !

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Deleted member 77198]

How weird are his feet?

Looks like he must wear shoes that are four sizes too small for him all the time.

 

[bluebc]

 

[crazyg]

My wife accused me of achieving nothing so I told her, 'Well I won the Leslie Nielson award at school.

'What's that?', she said.

'It's a big building with kids in it, but that’s not important right now.’

Surely you can't be serious?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

How weird are his feet?

Looks like he must wear shoes that are four sizes too small for him all the time.

You never heard of bunions I guess

 

[Uwe Already]

You never heard of bunions I guess

Shit! They look like mine!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

How weird are his feet?

Looks like he must wear shoes that are four sizes too small for him all the time.

The blokes dont look any better.

 

[Indaparkside]

The blokes dont look any better.

That was better than the joke

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

The blokes dont look any better.

How do you know it’s a bloke?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

How do you know it’s a bloke?

I dont, thinking about it.

 

[bluebaja]

And Alf Garnett.

When he was talking to his Son in Law I always wondered what a 'Scarsekit' was. It was years before I realised it was 'Scouse Git'.....

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]