Joke thread

[Grassland Blue]

Searching for chocolate puns in 'off topic' could have thrown people off the scent!

 

[sir baconface]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Dogtanian]

My coworkers at my place of work have given me a nickname “Mr. Compromise”.

It wasn’t my first choice, but I guess I’m ok with it.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

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That’s a hard job

 

[blue44]

That’s a hard job

standing to attention cum what may

 

[Safecracker]

BREAKING NEWS: Ivan Toney has denied that the recent betting allegations cost him a place in the England squad and states that he is gutted he won't be involved in Monday's 2-2 draw with Iran.

 

[bluebc]

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

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Fnucking hilarious.
Remind me who’s still in the EU.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Fnucking hilarious.
Remind me who’s still in the EU.

Not still in the World Cup though!!

;-)

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Not still in the World Cup though!!

;-)

And won’t be for the rest of my lifetime. We’re shite.

Like yourselves….. in the EU.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

And won’t be for the rest of my lifetime. We’re shite.

Like yourselves….. in the EU.

We chose to not be in the EU though. Don’t think you chose not to be at the World Cup.

As for you being shite, I can only assume there’s currently a lack of half decent English managers available to manage you, as well as a lack of fringe English footballers with tenuous family ties to Irish second cousins?

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

We chose to not be in the EU though. Don’t think you chose not to be at the World Cup.

As for you being shite, I can only assume there’s currently a lack of half decent English managers available to manage you, as well as a lack of fringe English footballers with tenuous family ties to Irish second cousins?

You’re exactly right.
Now best of luck.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

You’re exactly right.
Now best of luck.

Cheers mate

 

[Bill Walker]

Paddy says “Mick, I’m thinking of buying a Labrador....”"f*ck that” says Mick ”have you seen how many of their owners go blind”