Joke thread

A horse is in the pub having a few when he spots a donkey in the corner. He nips over to have a natter and the donkey asks, "What did you do for a living?"
The horse says, " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter",
The donkey says, "I worked with the kids on Blackpool beach" and then he asks, "Did you win anything?"
The horse says, "Yeah, on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”,
They arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later and the donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything" ,
So he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace,
The horse arrives and says, "Lovely place you have here. And who's that in the picture on the wall?",
The donkey replies, "That's me, when I played for Juventus!"
 
Safecracker said:
A horse is in the pub having a few when he spots a donkey in the corner. He nips over to have a natter and the donkey asks, "What did you do for a living?"
The horse says, " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter",
The donkey says, "I worked with the kids on Blackpool beach" and then he asks, "Did you win anything?"
The horse says, "Yeah, on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”,
They arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later and the donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything" ,
So he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace,
The horse arrives and says, "Lovely place you have here. And who's that in the picture on the wall?",
The donkey replies, "That's me, when I played for Juventus!"
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Is this a joke about Paul Pogba?
 
Safecracker said:
A horse is in the pub having a few when he spots a donkey in the corner. He nips over to have a natter and the donkey asks, "What did you do for a living?"
The horse says, " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter",
The donkey says, "I worked with the kids on Blackpool beach" and then he asks, "Did you win anything?"
The horse says, "Yeah, on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”,
They arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later and the donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything" ,
So he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace,
The horse arrives and says, "Lovely place you have here. And who's that in the picture on the wall?",
The donkey replies, "That's me, when I played for Juventus!"
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Why the long face
 
Not certain if this has been covered in either this thread or a new one but its apparently true.
The Midland Police Force has released a statement telling their entire workforce not to use the phrase "Laptops" to staff who are under the height of 5`8".
Apparently its been used as a nickname for a Small PC.
I kid you not.
 
Blind guy walks into a shop with a guide dog.
He starts spinning around with the dog at the end of its lead smashing all the stuff on the shelves
"What the fuck are you doing" screams the shop owner..

Blind man says "just lookin around"
 
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