Joke thread

[Nellies left peg]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

OK, I take it all back. The 'joke' that you thought was so brilliant that it deserved to be shared on the internet was high brow, intellectual, logical and hilarious. It is inspiring to many and could change our lives. Its author displayed nuance, subtlety and a rapier wit. I take my hat off to you Sir. The fact that you enjoyed this joke shows your superior intellect and taste for all of the finer things in life.

It's about time I was recognised.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I don't post, I just read this forum.
I only want someone to post something funny.
Is that so difficult?

Not difficult at all, but you’re in the wrong thread.
Politics sub forum is what you should read for a good laugh.
Brexit thread is hilarious.

 

[bluebc]

 

[Longballutd]

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That’s weird

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

[AliBobbyJ]

This is true. Missus asked me to send a text to her new doctor, a Doctor Roth. First name Diana. Shall I ask if she used to be with The Thupremes?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I don't post, I just read this forum.
I only want someone to post something funny.
Is that so difficult?

Try red cafe.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

 

[sir baconface]

I don't post, I just read this forum.
I only want someone to post something funny.
Is that so difficult?

If you are a passive reader who never contributes, you’ve no right to complain.

Let’s hear something funny from you.

Otherwise wibble your cheesy piss flaps in red hot sperm whale blubber before you fcuk off.

Now that was fun.

 

[JASR]

Doc: so what’s the problem?
Dad: well you see this arrow?
Doc: yes?
Dad: well as it left my sons bow, he was holding it wrong -his arm was too straight - and he’s got vicious friction burns in his arm from the bowstring, could you check it out..

 

[hillbillyliar]

That's the last time he'll criticize the kid's clarinet playing

 

[mrcunny]

 

[mrcunny]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

 

[KS55]

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Then I married a feisty actress, much better than that stuck up bitch my bro has got.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]