Joke thread

[KS55]

Don't be so harsh, it took him ages to translate it from the original Latin!!

What is the Latin for ‘Snoek’?

 

[Sam Armstrong]

 

[sir baconface]

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[r.soleofsalford]

I thought Westhaughton were "caw-eds"!!

Correct

 

[SnakeDoctor473]

I don't get it.

Wrong thread.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

 

[manclad]

I was walking through London and a police officer pulled me over for questioning.
He said - "Where are you coming from"?
I replied - "Vauxhall ".
He then said - "Where are you going to"?
I said - "Southall ".
He finally asked - "What's in the bag"?
And I replied -








"Nothing " !!!!!

 

[sir baconface]

I was walking through London and a police officer pulled me over for questioning.
He said - "Where are you coming from"?
I replied - "Vauxhall ".
He then said - "Where are you going to"?
I said - "Southall ".
He finally asked - "What's in the bag"?
And I replied -








"Nothing " !!!!!

I get it. It was a hold all.

 

[manclad]

I get it. It was a hold all.

And inside the hold all was ........ ???

 

[TinFoilHat]

And inside the hold all was ........ ???

Fuck all

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

I get it. It was a hold all.

What’s a hold all?

 

[Barcon]

What’s a hold all?

A bag with a misleading name.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

What’s a hold all?

It's a hotel in Timperley

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[flook]

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What's Boris' love child doing there??

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

What's Boris' love child doing there??

Hopefully fucking things up like his dad

 

[blue44]